He keeps thinking about it. About himself. About the numerous girls, about his friend. He’s a good guy by all standards. Good looking and responsible. So what is he not doing right? He’s yet to find out. His friend has nothing. Outwardly, Kofi feels he is more handsome than his friend Kwabena. But why does Kwabena keep stealing every lady he tries to love? Apparently, his friend Kwabena is not the enemy. Kofi is his own enemy. Kofi doesn’t know that the “little things” matter. With all his “heavy” pocket and appetizing appearance, Kofi is still single. He is not different from most guys. Let me disclose to you why guys like Kofi are still single.
The sense of smell, like a faithful counsellor, foretells it’s character. Instead of texting Kofi in the middle of the night that “Your smell has completely made me spellbound towards you,” thoughts of the bad smell I inhaled from him during the day got me wanting to vomit out my intestines. Who said nothing in the world smells as good as the person you love, wait till you fall in love with someone with fishy smell, it is the biggest turn off. I imagined the romance Kofi and I will normally have on bed. All these have been thrown in to the pit. His sweet flattery voice is often accompanied with a strong dangerous smell that can swallow the words he wants to communicate. The hair on his chest is enough motivation to get me playing with, but the heat that gushes out from his armpit when he lifts his arm can cause heart failure. When has armpit become a chin that guys are “rearing” beard on it? Love is smelling the odour of the body and of everything imaginable.
Kofi is still single because he doesn’t know that dressing well is a form of good manners. Stop dressing like like a boy and start dressing like a man. Boys have swagger, men have style, gentlemen have character. Dress like you are going somewhere better later. Not always like you are a club boy. The only difference between these so-called swagger boys and mad men on the streets is that whereas the former wears clean clothes, the latter wears dirty clothes. Real women like classy men, so don’t expect to attract a real woman if you dress and act like a whore. But this is the problem with Kofi, he thinks dressing like a “ganger farmer” with his trousers bowing to the ground is classy, unfortunately, it reveals the boy in him. The well-dressed man is he whose clothes you never notice.
Ask a lady her kind of man and her things like, “presentable, romantic and God-fearing.” The last feature is often added so that she wouldn’t appear devilish. She actually meant the first two. Kofi is presentable alright, but his dressing is bad. Talking of being romantic, Kofi would have been awarded an “attempted degree” if we were awarding academic qualification in romance. Chatting with Kofi on WhatsApp is as boring as we used to sing the Ghana national anthem at school. It is the same lyrics everyday. It is like an interview session, if I don’t ask a question, that ends the conversation. Kofi doesn’t know that guys send their ladies romantic flattery messages like ” Hey beb, I was eager to welcome today cuz it’s an opportunity to see ur angelic face. Remember I love you.” I have never gotten such a text from him. Always it is “Hi good morning. I hope you slept well.” What will you do if I didn’t sleep well? Put some guys of today and my great great grandfather to a romantic test and watch their failure.
Have you noticed that guys with all these flaws are very brash. Probably it’s a method to hide their flaws. Kofi can talk and expose his ignorance without knowing the shame he has caused. When I gesture him to stop talking, he interprets it as a motivation. When I fear is that one day he will say things he’s not supposed to say about our relationship to his friends. Ladies like confident guys, but not being insensitive and impudent.
For Kofi and guys who are still single, this is a guide for you. How many of the issues raised here can you identify with? Fortunately, all these can be done away with if you to get true love. Maybe if I had met physically with Kofi before he proposed, I would have taken a wise decision. Body odour doesn’t show online, don’t fall in love with pictures on social media.